Sunday, 25 August 2013

Pick up methods! #part 2

HEEESSSSS! So here we are again *excited :D
For your information, this is the 2nd part of my sharing and if you have no idea about the 1st part, now go ahead check out Part 1. Don't miss out all the fun yeah!

So,I've been receiving quite a number of responses from all sort of sources and it made me come to a conclusion that the first part of my sharing was a little bit too formal or I shall say it was more on the common way of pick up a girl.
And "normal" pick up way results in "normal" responses..am I right?

And this round I am typing again because I was inspired by a video, which I will share at the end of my entry.You have my words,okay :) And also I am not writing down the title this time,because writing down title at the beginning of an entry is too mainstream :P

So,Let's skip all the talking and fast forward to the main part of my sharing aite!
Assuming that the girl that you chase after has no special feeling towards you...and you're being such a/an....

1.) Attention seeker

Well,people seek for attention in many different way, and I'm only gonna touch on a certain kind of way.There are always some guys that trying hard to do all sort of stupid things on front of the girl that they have feeling to, in order to impress them.Or "yaya" is another appropriate word to describe them.(originated from Singlish- "yaya-papaya",meaning proud of oneself).They tend to act "cool" or like a "more knowledgeable person" and they pretend that they know about everything..yeah EVERYTHING SINGLE THING.They will not give up on any chances of giving opinion, and constantly proud of themselves.That's is fishing annoying :) Come on,all you need to do is be yourself because pretending to be someone else is seriously not going to bring you any luck bro. 

2.) Unprofessional text messager
I spent some time think how should I categories these group of people,but trust me people like this do exist.I am not judging or saying that using short form and broken English while text-ing someone is bad,and even myself happen to text my friends that way.Or perhaps it does affect a little bit...... I think,haha. Imagine if there is a language barrier between you two...err...and it goes like chicken and doggie talk...I supposed you know how it gonna turn out to be.And one more thing about text-ing a girl!Don't be such a 'lameo' (a lame person) who ask lame questions like: what you had for dinner?lunch?breakfast?Have you taken you bath?are you asleep?(at 3'o clock in the morning ==)...another one is telling your own story which do not happen to entertain her at all...if she doesn't reply your text-es,STOP sending 'em~

3. Mommy boy
You know you're being such a mommy boy when every single utterances of yours start with : "MY MOM SAYS" and that's gonna create distance between you and the girl.Stop with that, we all know everyone has the best mom on earth and you just don't need to say it out aite. I have a male friend which constantly receives calls from his mom at every few hours,and he gonna be like reporting all the stuffs that he does,what he has for lunch,who he meet and so on..I seriously wonder if that is necessary.What I am trying to say is,come on grow up and be an real man.Make decision on your own,and don't just "wait..let me ask my mum about this." Are you going to date your mom or the girl?you choose.

4.) Failure 
There is always someone who do thing differently/awkwardly and I assure you everything that they do will only bring these kind of reaction..If you are not smart enough,dont show it out man!I dont mean to be mean but I am telling this because I think someone just need this piece of advice.When your stupidity overload,you just gonna die SINGLE.

Basically these are what I think and as promised here is the legendary epic video that I can't wait to share,but maybe most of you have already seen of before because this video spread like wildfire in the FB.


After watching it for repeated times,and I was trying hard to find out the mistakes/reason that he got slap with that ukulele at the end of the proposal.guess what? I FOUND NONE.And I couldn't help but to agree that women are so incomprehensible and so unpredictable sometimes.I felt pretty bad for this guy and I think he deserves better.
That is why it came to my mind that "why do guys get turn down,WHY?"

"pick up methods-FAILED EDITION" and I think that will be the title of my post this time around.It need not to be flowery and catchy,no.I am good with that. :D


Hope you enjoy reading my little sharing,and there is a 'like' button down there if you don't mind. :)

till then,

xoxo

Princess Evon



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